Mr. Pumpkin likes pole dance. Initially, he wanted to be a pole dancer himself, but that didn’t work out so great. Parts of his body just kept rolling away. So instead, he figured he’d open his own club and let others do the dancing. Auditions have just started, the first candidate is up and I dare say it’s going well. The snail certainly has never seen anything like it before. Come to think about it, neither have I.